RAVONSKI

“Jaffa Cakes are legally defined as cakes for tax reasons,” I insisted, encouraging her to blow out the candles through the tears. ”You see, VAT is only payable on…” But she’d already turned to leave. ”You forgot your tiny set of screwdrivers!” I shouted after her. No answer.

It was at this moment I knew that nothing would save our wedding day. Not even the Lynx Africa gift pack she’d yet to open. 

I let the witnesses leave the registry office early as they looked uncomfortable.

(Source: ravonski.co.uk)